Shri Shri Shri DOG'S ONE NIGHT STAND

Reporter: Kartik Puttaiah
Camera man: Tejas H S
Columnist: SENIOR from KAREE KI KAHANI
Location: Malahalli falls
Channel: Zealots of DOG (Post edited/reproduced with permission from Zealots of Dog - Orkut)

The adventure started when BHAGWAN DOG (Aditya aka Motte aka Lassi lota) decided to explore Malahalli falls. The geography of the location was something like this: A huge water fall, followed by level water where a small portion was safe to swim and the rest was really dangerous due to intense force of water, it could easily wash away any normal human being, but I am not very sure about our Shri Shri Shri DOG though, this level water was followed by another huge falls, basically a cascade. We were at the place where there was level water. To put it in our Shri Shri Shri DOG'S words - "Naavu Mezzanine floor alli idhvee". Shri Shri Shri DOG decided to ROMANCE (We all know that ROMANCING runs in his blood) with danger, and I followed his TRAIL (That’s what Zealots do right!). I jumped a few rocks and reached a point, and OUR DOG just walked through. Later, I got the long awaited opportunity to pose with BHAGWAN DOG. Our camera man took a few snaps. Little did I know our DOG would convert this steady ROMANCE into a ONE NIGHT STAND (We know our DOGGIE’s tendency…remember Vegetable Cover). Here is how the ROMANCE ended and a potential ONE NIGHT STAND started; we decided to come back to the safer side of the water. I started off first; I had to jump from one rock to another which were about 1 and half feet apart. Water was flowing mercilessly in between them, it was a little scary. Hence, gathered all my courage and strength and leapt onto the other rock. DOG who was the on looker, commented “Maga neenu MONKEY tara jump madthyaa”. I took it as a compliment (we respect every word that DOG utters; it’s like the GOSPEL). Now it was DOG’S turn to take the leap. As you all know “DOG KNOWS NO FEAR” in DOG'S words “Nann dictionary lee FEAR anno word aee illa”, if you Google search “DOG getting scared” you will get ZERO results ;-) it just doesn’t happen. DOG could leap with his eyes closed, carrying his harem over his shoulders. DOG was extremely casual; it was more like our DOG was taking a walk in his BEDROOM (Zealots who know him closely, know that DOG never gets out of his BEDROOM). Instead of jumping, he decided to walk over the water. As he moved, the water parted (or so he thought it had). As he started walking on the first rock, he skidded (I am sure he pretended, just to give THE ZEALOTS some fright, we all know that our DOG’S has ANTISKID FEET). DOG’S holy left foot blessed mother Cauvery  (river) and she welcomed him with open arms, MAAAN blessed was she having the DOG on her lap. For a moment we thought Cauvery was taking our DOG away forever to enlighten her temple leaving all the ZEALOTS in darkness orphaned, confused, with no one to show the TRAIL. Instinctively I laid out my hand begging him to stay back and continue enlightening the ZEAGOTS (http://www.orkut.com/CommPollResults.aspx?cmm=40252494&pct=1192767816&pid=1134481631 the poll speaks for itself). DOG touched my hand (firmly ;) and I could feel an unexplainable magnetic force bonding me with his HOLINESS the DOG. The DOG washed off the sins of the second rock with his HOLY right FOOT. This marked the end of his romantic tryst with danger without any reason (We all know OUR DOG’S concept “NO QUESTIONS ASKED NO ANSWERS GIVEN”). Later, he said “maga you saved my life” (We all know that DOG is INVINCIBLE, not even YAMA can defeat him, and THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN DEFEAT THE DOG IS THE DOG HIMSELF).